Tuesday, December 23, 2008

All I want for Christmas.......

A clean house.. That I didn't have to clean :)
The dishes done and put away.
My carpet cleaned
Nicholas to be potty trained :)
The kids quit telling me that they are bored
A bigger kitchen, where I actually have room for stuff
Someone to make dinner other than me!
The laundry done for at least more than a day.
Shawn to actually think and care about getting me a Christmas gift before Christmas Eve!
Shawn to write me a love letter instead of worrying on Christmas eve about getting me a gift.
The dog to not have any accidents in the house!!
A new kitchen table.

Donny to be my friend and actually know who I am
Donny to sing to me
My sister Lori to come and visit me!!
For everyone to stop telling me I need to go on biggest loser or that I need to have a gastric bypass.
My kids to stop saying that I am the worst mom in the world or that they hate me.
To be 10 years younger
My 20 year high school reunion not to be in 6 months

To be out of credit card debt
My hair to stop going grey so often
My kids to realize I have a life that isn't centered around them, oh wait I don't have one

I guess you could say for Christmas this year I am asking for a miracle!


Sherri - KaysvilleMomma said...

Right there with you sister!!! I love ya!!!

Aubrey said...

I'm with you too, but I want David Cook to sing to me. (I think I love him a little.)

I want S-man AND Mr Destructo potty-trained!

I even want to be ten years younger too, and correct all the mistakes I've made since then.

Maybe you could try telling your kids that whenever they tell you they hate you, or complain, or are rude to you, they get to make dinner. Keep a tally for how many dinners they owe you. Or they could do laundry, or clean something. Like I know how to discipline teenagers and everything. I'm sorry they're so mean to you. You do NOT deserve it.

I think you're AWESOME.

Shauna said...

I want all those too! I l♥ve you lots Jenny! Thanks for being so sweet! Hope you have a blessed and very Merry Christmas! ♥ Hugs :) Shauna

sclifford said...

I like you just the way you are. Did you get anything you wanted for Christmas?! :)
P.S I loved reading your Disneyland post. I laughed out loud at the first day of fiascos!